Wee Marty Decker. The living embodiment of a bus if ever there was one! Although he is a baddie, I like to think he's blissfully unaware of this fact. Or maybe he knows he is and just thinks he's in an elaborate game of cops and robbers? Either way, he's a good guy at heart.

He's 20 years old, and his a (possibly requited!) crush on the lovely Towelette. He someties comes off as stupid, but he's really just misinformed. And he does well considering he can't see very well through those painted glasses...although he could just take them off...