This is Dr. Java!
Although I don't think he's got a
PhD! He's always trying to take over
the world with allies recruited via
his annual baddie barbeques! He
likes to wear giant (slightly
cracked) coffee mugs as helmets for
some reason. I wouldn't ask him why
or he might decaffeinate you!
Although he's in
his 30's, his mum still treats him
like a little boy. And even his mums
friends are always trying to set him
up with their daughters! It's a
shame they're not evil enough or he
might be tempted! Evil radioactivity
really messes with a guys
standards...