11/04/2005
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	Well ladies and gentlemen, I have managed to go out twice in one
	week and can still talk. Go me! With the gig coming up I was a 
	bit paranoid about voice loss while out at the edge with peeps,
	but I prevailed and managed to get with 2 different chicks in
	one week. Not like its my greatest achievement but still a nice way to 
	pass the time. Not that they weren't wonderful, I just don't like to 
	go around going "yasss I did it!". 
	The picture above is of 2 other chicks at the pub.
	I managed to get it as they "jumped" onto the counter thingy behind 
	us. They were.... ummmmm.... big, but I have to say, they were
	the most charismatic out of the others in the pub. When out drinking,
	I often sit and think about what's going on around me because I
	don't normally go drinking or to "pull". Not because I can't, (I mean
	if I really wanted to get laid I could just pick off one of the
	weaker ones hovering at the bar) but more because I always look
	at a lassie and think to myself "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SHE'S HOT!",
	and then get to speaking to her and want to ram my glass into my
	face just to keep me from dying from boredom. Maybe I have ADD when
	it comes to chicks in bars, but I rarely get much out of stalking
	women down in bars so that I may get laid by the end of the night.
	Its nice but doesn't last. Like caffeine or listening to american idiot.
	So anyway, I think, and I came to a bizarre conclusion and thought
	that it would be a cool point to bring up in this meaningless blog.
	The point in question, is entirely my own opinion and may be 
	something only I have noticed; but whilst sitting watching various
	hotties parade around doing their thing- trying to find a guy to
	satisfy those "needs", I could see that each and every single one
	if them, including the guys were totally self-obsessed. However, judging
	by the way they were just following their urges, they had no idea of
	who they were anymore. They became the monkeys on those TV shows,
	that just walk aimlessly around their territory, fucking everything
	that has a whole big enough. Self obsessed but with no sense of self
	anymore. Whoa! Deep dude. I bring up this sex in the city type blog,
	in the defense of all those so called "geeks" out there, who find 
	greater satisfaction being with themselves than with monkeys in heat.
	Not to say i am either. I enjoy my own company (and not in the way
	you all just though), but I also enjoy getting laid now and again.
	I just brought this up to try and dispel any hype about being out
	and trying to pull. I have always had some person telling me I'm
	sad for playing games or reading comics, and I know fellow hermits
	also have this problem. I say; " Fuck them and their mums!"
	
	But anyway, the squirrels are playing this week (14th), and I hope
	that there will be some kind of space for me to rest my "bass" in.

	Until the next time I update, this is Dave signing off!
	*does a Doofy salute*

	 H3 F3ll M1d sh00t 4nd a tr33

	davemail@hotsquirrelz.com

	
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	Nope no emails. I did get one from Papasquirrel, but it was just
	a link to his site, which I have posted on the links page. Its
	fucking r4d but I couldn't get much out of it yet so once its done
	I'm sure it'll ROCK ASS!
	

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