.*..*.*..* Dave: 10/10/2005 .*..*.*..*.
Mood: "My Name is David, and I fucking hate ScotRail."
*crowd welcomes David*
"Welcome Dave"
Listening to: K's Choice
Hey guys. You may have noticed that I have not drew you a
comic. Some of you maybe didn't notice, and to all of those
I say "My comics suck, but if you can't tell between mine
and the Rather Dashing debonair's Comics, then F.U. ^^"
I haven't because I have had an incredibly stressful day
involving the Central Scotland train system. I'm so fucked
I can't even begin to tell you how shit it was. It involved
me running round Glasgow like Linford Christie, and being
told that each fucking train I wanted was cancelled. This
resulted in me pulling a face much like one you would
expect from ken Dodd, uttering a string of obscenities in
my out of breath, much too fat state of Un-fittness-ness.
It sucked. Nuff Said. Hence, no comic. Gibbons took over.
Here he is. Love you all ^^
.*..*.*..* Gibbons: 10/10/2005 .*..*.*..*.
SAHARA: WE LOVE YOU
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the suddenness of
this shocking news but...the lovable pea plant Sahara,
died yesterday.
I would like to thank you all for the support you have
given it throughout its life and I know that you will keep
it in your hearts in this mourning period also. The lifecycle
of a pea plant is an annular event, so although it died, it
was time, as the seasons dictate. No one can change the
ecological laws of nature, although in situations like this...
we wish we could.
Sahara, during its life was a very special pea plant. It
brought knowledge to the people, told the world about its
species, brought laughter…and now tears. It contributed to
the world by simply existing and contributed to human society,
a social economy it wasn't even a member of. Such was its
contribution to the world. We can only hope to emulate such an
accepting and patient spirit within our own existence. 'What
is the meaning of life? That is up to you' - Sahara
R.I.P Sahara. We all love you.
PS. Sahara, if you're listening, I'll keep your seeds and
hopefully this will be the beginning of a lifecycle that
will never end.
- Jonathan
Until the next time I update, this is Dave signing off!
*does a Doofy salute*
davemail@hotsquirrelz.com
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